0 
Connie
Onnie
Naughty
Tommy
Eating
Nellie's
Toffee
Stick


 
Beginning of Term 新学期
 1 
Here we are, back again!
Lots of work and lots of pain.


 
“Esau” and Other Dramas イーソーめぐる人間模様
 2 
I saw Esau kissing Kate,
The fact is we all three saw;
For I saw him,
And he saw me,
And she saw I saw Esau.

 3 
“I've got a lad and he's double double- jointed.
He gave me a kiss and made me disappointed.
He gave me another, to match the other
“My word, Marlene, I'll tell your mother!”

 4 
Quick! quick!
 The cat's been sick.
 
Where? where?
 Under the chair.
 
Hasten! hasten!
 Fetch the basin.
 
Alack! alack!
 It is too late,
The carpet's in
 An awful state.
 
No! no!
 It's all in vain,
For she has licked it
 Up again.

 5 
Oh dear me!
Mother caught a flea,
Put it in a tea-pot
And made a cup of tea.
When she put the milk in
The flea came to the top;
When she put the sugar in
The flea went POP!

 6 
It's raining, it's pouring,
 The old man's snoring.
He got into bed
 And bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.

 7 
A bug and a flea
 Went out to sea
To fight the Spanish Armada.
The bug was drowned
 And the flea was found
On the back of a dirty old sailor.



 
Characters いろんな人々
 8 
Queen, Queen, Caroline,
Washed her hair in turpentine;
Turpentine to make it shine,
Queen, Queen, Caroline.

 9 
There was a man who always wore
A saucepan on his head.
I asked him what he did it for
“I don't know why,” he said.
“It always makes my ears so sore,
I am a foolish man.
I think I'll have to take it off,
And wear a frying pan.”

 10 
Thomas a Didymus, hard of belief,
Sold his wife for a pound of beef;
When the beef was eaten, good lack!
Thomas a Didymus wished her back.

 11 
Peter's Pop kept a lollipop shop,
And the lollipop shop kept Peter.

 12 
There were three ghostesses
Sitting on postesses
Eating buttered toastesses
And greasing their fistesses
Right up to their wristesses.
Weren't they beastesses
To make such feastesses!

 13 
I know a washerwoman, she knows me,
She invited me to tea.
Guess what we had for supper
Stinking fish and bread and butter.

 14 
Patience is a virtue,
Virtue is a grace;
And Grace is a little girl
Who doesn't wash her face.
 



 
Nonsense ノンセンス
 15 
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight.
A blind man came to see fair play,
A dumb man came to shout hurray.

 16 
I was in the garden
A-picking of the peas.
I busted out a-laughing
To hear the chickens sneeze.

 17 
One bright September morning in
 the middle of July,
The sun lay thick upon the ground,
 the snow shone in the sky.
The flowers were singing gaily,
 the birds were full of bloom;
I went upstairs to the cellar
 to clean a downstairs room.
I saw ten thousand miles away
 a house just out of sight,
It stood alone between two more
 and it was black-washed white.

 18 
When I was a chicken
As big as a hen,
My mother hit me
And I hit her again;
My father came in,
And he ordered me out,
So I up with my fist
And I gave him a clout.
 
 19 
I asked my mother for fifty cents
To see the elephant jump the fence;
He jumped so high he reached the sky
And didn't come back till the Fourth of July.

 20 
Apples and oranges, four for a penny,
You're a good scholar to count so many.
E.O., down below,
Father and Mother and dirty Joe.
Joe went out to sell his eggs,
He met a man with painted legs,
Painted legs and crooked toes,
That's the way the money goes.



 
Insults 罵詈雑言
 21 
Tommy Johnson is no good,
Chop him up for firewood;
When he's dead, boil his head,
Make it into gingerbread.

 22 
Donkey walks on four legs
 And I walk on two;
The last one I saw
 Was very like you.

 23 
You limb of a spider,
 You leg of a toad,
You little black devil,
 Get out of my road.

 24 
Tell her! smell her!
Kick her down the cellar.


Retaliation 口には口で
 25 
Sticks and stones
May break my bones,
But words will never hurt me.
[Reply to those calling one names]
 
 26 
What! What!
Go to pot!
Cats' tails all hot,
You're an ass and I'm not.
[Reply to one continually saying “What?”]
 
 27 
Different people have different 'pinions;
Some like apples and some like inions.
[Reply to one who disagrees]

 28 
Any silly little soul
Easily can pick a hole.
[Reply to a fault-finder]

 29 
Sit on your thumb
Till more room do come.
[Reply to “Where shall I sit?”]


Reality 厳しい現実
 30 
All the girls in our town live a happy life,
 Except J. C.
She wants a husband, a husband she shall have,
A dicky, dicky dandy, a daughter of her own.
Send her upstairs, put her to bed,
Send for the doctor before she is dead.
In comes the doctor, out goes the cat,
In comes Jimmie with his chimney hat.
I'm saucy, Jimmie says, I need a bonnie lassie.
 The rose is red,
 The violet's blue,
 Sugar is sweet,
 And so are you.
 If I stay
 Mother will say
 I'm playing with the boys
 Up the way.

 31 
House to let, enquire within,
Men turned out for drinking gin,
Smoking tobacco and pinching snuff.
Don't you think that's quite enough?

 32 
Lay the cloth, knife and fork,
Bring me up a leg of pork.
If it's lean, bring it in,
If it's fat, take it back,
Tell the old woman I don't want that.

 33 
Mother made a seedy cake
Gave us all the belly ache.

 34 
Cease your chatter
And mind your platter.

 35 
It rains, it pains,
It patters, it docks,
It makes little ladies
Take up their white frocks.
The rain is done,
The wind is down;
Put on your best,
And go to town.

 36 
Vote, vote, vote for (Billy Martin),
 Chuck old (Ernie) out the door
If it wasn't for the law
 I would punch him on the jaw,
And we don't want (Ernie) any more.
[Election song]



 
Graces 感謝の祈り
 37 
Bless the meat,
Damn the skin.
Open your mouth
And cram it in.

 38 
Lord be praised, my belly's raised
An inch above the table;
And I'll be blowed if I've not stowed
As much as I am able.


Riddles なぞなぞ
 39 
It is in the rock, but not in the stone;
It is in the marrow, but not in the bone;
It is in the bolster, but not in the bed;
It is not in the living, nor yet in the dead.

 40 
As I was going over London Bridge
 I met with a Westminster scholar.
He pulled off his cap an' drew off his glove,
 And wished me a very good morrow.
What was his name?

 41 
The land was white,
 The seed was black;
It'll take a good scholar
 To riddle me that.

 42 
Brothers and sisters have I none,
But that man's father is my father's son.



 
More Characters さらにいろんな人々
 43 
Eaper Weaper, chimney sweeper,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Had another, didn't love her
Up the chimney he did shove her.

 44 
Truth, Truth, nobody's daughter,
Took off her clothes
And jumped into the water.

 45 
Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

 46 
Piggy on the railway, picking up stones,
Up came an engine and broke Piggy's bones.
“Oh!” said Piggy, “that's not fair.”
“Oh!” said the driver, “I don't care.”

 47 
Nellie Bligh caught a fly
Going home from school,
Put it in a hot mince pie
Waiting by to cool.

 48 
Sam, Sam, dirty old man,
Washed his face in a frying pan,
Combed his hair with a leg of a chair,
Sam, Sam, dirty old man.


School Law 学校の掟
 49 
My finger's wet,
 My finger's dry,
God strike me dead
 If I tell a lie.
Touch my heart,
 Touch my knee,
This shall for ever
 A secret be.
[Binding oath]

 50 
Hangy Bangy cut my throat
At ten o'clock at night;
Hang me up, hang me down,
Hang me all about the town.
[Another oath]

 51 
A nip for new,
Two for blue,
Sixteen
For bottle green.
[Punishment for wearing new clothes]

 52 
Order in the gallery!
 Silence in the pit!
The people in the boxes
 Can't hear a bit.
[Call for silence]

 53 
I built my house, I built my walls,
I don't care where my chimney falls.
[Warning cry, when throwing something up in the air]

 54 
“Here stands a fist.”
 “Who put it there?”
“A better man than you, sir!
 Touch it, if you dare.”
[Challenge to a fight]

 55 
The moon shines bright
 And the stars give a light.
We'll see to kiss a pretty lass
 At ten o'clock at night.
[Gang cry]

 56 
It's time, I believe,
 For us to get leave:
The little dog says
 It isn't, it is, it isn't, it is ...
[To decide whether schooltime is over]



 
Narratives 物語詩
 57 
The boy stood in the supper-room
 Whence all but he had fled;
He'd eaten seven pots of jam
 And he was gorged with bread.
 
“Oh, one more crust before I bust!”
 He cried in accents wild;
He licked the plates, he sucked the spoons
 He was a vulgar child.
 
There came a hideous thunder-clap
 The boy oh! where was he?
Ask of the maid who mopped him up,
 The bread-crumbs and the tea.

 58 
I went down town
To meet Mrs Brown.
She gave me a nickel
To buy a pickle;
The pickle was sour,
I bought me a flower;
The flower was yellow,
I bought me a fellow;
The fellow was sick,
I gave him a kick,
And that is the end
Of my arithmetic.

 59 
Moses was a holy man,
Children he had seven,
He thought he'd hire a donkey cart
And drive them all to heaven.
On the road he lost his way,
He thought he knew it well,
He overturned the donkey cart
And landed them in ----.

 60 
The rain it raineth all around
Upon the just and unjust fella;
But chiefly on the just because
The unjust stole the just's umbrella.
 
 61 
Hi-tiddley-i-ti, brown bread!
I saw a sausage fall down dead.
Up came a butcher with a great big knife,
Up jumped the sausage and ran for his life
Hi-tiddley-i-ti, brown bread!

 62 
Oh the grey cat piddled in the white cat's eye,
The white cat said, “Cor blimey!”
“I'm sorry, Sir, I piddled in your eye,
I didn't know you was behind me.”

 63 
Tom tied a kettle to the tail of a cat;
Jill put a stone in the blind man's hat;
Bob threw his grandmother down the stairs
And they all grew up ugly and nobody cares.


Teasing and Repartee からかいと即答の妙
 64 
“Have you got a sister?”
“The beggarman kissed her!”
“Have you got a brother?”
“He's made of indiarubber!”
“Have you got a baby?”
“It's made of bread and gravy!”

 65 
I wouldn't be you
 For half a crown,
You kissed a lady
 And knocked her down.
[To make a boy blush]

 66 
“What's your name?”
“Butter and tame.
If you ask me again
I'll tell you the same.”

 67 
Tit for tat,
Butter for fat,
If you kill my dog
I'll kill your cat.

 68 
I beg your pardon,
Grant your grace;
I hope the cows
Will spit in your face.

 69 
A cat may look at a king.
A man may look at his brother.
You may look at an ugly thing
And we all may look at each other.
[To someone who doesn't like being stared at]



 
Counting-out Rhymes 鬼決めのライム
 70 
Hinx, minx, the old witch winks,
 The fat begins to fry.
Nobody at home but jumping Joan,
 Father, mother and I.
Stick, stock, stone dead,
 Blind man can't see;
Every knave will have a slave,
 You or I must be HE.

 71 
Eggs, butter, cheese, bread,
 Stick, stock, stone dead.
Stick him up, stick him down,
 Stick him in the old man's crown.

 72 
As Eenty Feenty Halligolun
The cat went out to get some fun.
He got some fun and tore his skin
As Eenty Feenty Halligolin.

 73 
Onery, twoery,
 Ziccary zan,
Hollow bone, crack-a-bone,
 Ninery, ten.
Spit, spot,
 It must be done.
Twiddlum, twaddlum,
 Twenty-one.
 
 74 
ONE
  TWO
   THREE
     FOUR
      FIVE
        SIX
         SEVEN
All good children go to heaven.
Penny on the water, tuppence on the sea,
 Threepence on the railway, and out goes SHE.


Game Rhymes 遊び唄
 75 
Up the ladder and down the wall,
Penny an hour will serve us all.
You buy butter and I'll buy flour,
And we'll have a pudding in half an hour.
With
salt,
mustard,
vinegar,
pepper.
[Skipping]

 76 
Half a pint of porter,
 Penny on the can.
Hop there and back again
 If you can.
[Hopping]

 77 
Mother, Mother, I am ill!
Send for the doctor! Yes, I will.
Doctor, Doctor, shall I die?
Yes, my child, and so shall I.
When I die pray tell to me,
How many coaches will there be?
One, two, three, four ...
 
All: Then we're respectable.
[Skipping]

 78 
Cold meat, mutton pies,
Tell me when your mother dies.
I'll be there to bury her
Cold meat, mutton pies.
[Skipping]

 79 
Not last night but the night before,
Twenty-four robbers
Came knocking at the door.
As I ran out to let them in
This is what they said to me:
 
Spanish lady turn right round,
Spanish lady touch the ground,
Spanish lady do the high kicks,
Spanish lady do the splits.
[Skipping]

 80 
Black currant, red currant, raspberry tart,
Tell me the name of your sweetheart.
 A, B, C, D ...
[Skipping]
 
 81 
I went to my father's garden,
And found an Irish farthing.
I gave it to my mother
To buy a baby brother.
My brother was so nasty,
I baked him in a pasty,
The pasty wasn't tasty
So I threw it over the garden wall,
I threw it over the garden wall.
 Die once!
  Die twice!
Die thee times and never no more,
And never no more!
[Swinging]

 82 
Mademoiselle
She went to the well,
She didn't forget
Her soap and towel.
She washed her hands,
She wiped them dry,
She said her prayers,
She jumped up high.
[Ball against wall]

 83 
Tid, mid, misere,
Carling, palm, paste-egg day.
Sister Sarah died in sin;
Dig a hole and put her in.
Dig it deep and dig it narrow,
Dig it like a wheel-barrow.
Set a cup upon a rock,
Mark me one-O-pot.
[Hopscotch]

 84 
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John,
Hold the horse till I leap on;
When I leapt on I couldn't ride,
I fell off and broke my side.
[Riding piggy-back]


 
Guile - Malicious 知恵−悪意
 85 
I one my mother.
 I two my mother.
I three my mother.
 I four my mother.
I five my mother.
 I six my mother.
I seven my mother.
 I ate my mother.

 86 
Adam and Eve and Pinch-me
Went down to the river to bathe;
Adam and Eve were drowned,
Who d'you think was saved?

 87 
I went up one pair of stairs.
 Just like me.
I went up two pairs of stairs.
 Just like me.
I looked out of the window.
 Just like me.
And there I saw a monkey.
 Just like me.

 88 
I'll go to A.
 I'll go to B.
I'll go to C.
 I'll go to D.
I'll go to E.
 I'll go to F.
I'll go to G
 I'll go to H.
I'll go to I.
 I'll go to J.
I'll go to K.
 I'll go to L.


Guile - Innocent 知恵−罪のない
 89 
Charles the First walked and talked
Half an hour after his head was cut off.
[Punctuation is important!]

 90 
Every lady in the land
Has twenty nails upon each hand
Five and twenty on hands and feet;
All this is true without deceit.
[More punctuation]

  91 
Infir taris,
Inoak noneis.
Inmud eelsare,
Inclay noneare.
Mareseat oats,
Goatseativy.
 


More Insults もっと罵詈雑言
 92 
He that loves Glass without G
Take away L and that is he.

 93 
 Robinson one,
 Robinson two,
Biggest monkeys in the zoo.

 94 
Red, white, and blue,
I don't speak to you.

 95 
Birds of a feather flock together,
And so do pigs and swine;
Rats and mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.



 
Still More Characters またまたいろんな人々
 96 
Charlie, Charlie, in the tub,
Charlie, Charlie, pulled out the plug.
Oh my goodness, oh my soul,
There goes Charlie down the hole.

 97 
Caroline Pink, she fell down the sink,
She caught the Scarlet Fever,
Her husband had to leave her.
She called in Doctor Blue
And he caught it too
Caroline Pink from China Town.

 98 
Nebuchadnezzar the King of the Jews
Sold his wife for a pair of shoes;
When the shoes began to wear
Nebuchadnezzar began to swear;
When the shoes got worse and worse
Nebuchadnezzar began to curse;
When the shoes were quite worn out
Nebuchadnezzar began to shout.

 99 
Annie ate jam,
Annie ate jelly.
Annie went to bed
With a pain in her belly.
 
100 
Who are you? A dirty old man.
I've always been so since the day I began.
Mother and Father were dirty before me,
Hot and cold water has never come o'er me.

101 
Mary Pary Pinder
Peeped through the winder;
Mother come
And smacked her bum
And cut her little finger.


Verbal Fun 言葉遊び
102 
I scream,
 You scream,
We all scream
 For ice-cream.

103 
I slit a sheet,
A sheet I slit,
A new beslitten sheet was it.
[A trick tongue-twister]

104 
Pease-porridge hot, pease-porridge cold,
Pease-porridge in the pot nine days old.
 Spell me that in four letters.

105 
To a semi-circle add a circle,
 The same again repeat,
Add to these a triangle
 And then you'll have a treat.

106 
“What's your name?”
 “Mary Jane.”
“Where do you live?”
 “Womber Lane.”
“What do you do?”
 “Keep a school”
“How many scholars?”
 “Twenty-two.”
“How many more?”
 “Twenty-four”
“What's your number”
 “Cucumber.”
[Quick-fire dialogue]

107 
Railroad Crossing Look out for the cars!
 Can you spell that without any “R”s?

108 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
[A tongue-twister]
 


Book Protection 本を守る言葉
109 
Steal not this book for fear of shame,
For in it is the owner's name;
And if this book you chance to borrow,
Return it promptly on the morrow.
Or when you die the Lord will say,
Where's that book you stole away
And if you say you do not know,
The Lord will answer, Go below!

110 
If this book should chance to roam
Box its ears and send it home.

111 
Do not steal this book, my lad,
 For lots of money it cost my dad;
And if he finds you, he will say,
 “Go to Boston gaol today!”

112 
This book is one thing,
My fist is another;
Steal not the one
For fear of the other.

113 
Who folds a leaf down,
The devil toast brown;
Who makes mark or blot,
The devil toast hot;
Who steals this book
The devil shall cook.



 
Book Desecration 本への冒涜
114 
If any man should see this book
 He should at note 114 look.

115 
If my name you wish to see
 Look on page one-five-three.

116 
By hook or by crook
 I'll be last in this book.

117 
By pen or by paint
 I'll see that you ain't.

118 
By the aid of my quill
 I'll be hanged if you will.



 
Mock Scholastic 学問もどき
 Loony Latin 乱心羅甸(ラテン)
119 
Brutus adsum jam forte,
 Caesar aderat.
Brutus sic in omnibus,
 Caesar sic inat.

120 
Is ab ile heres ergo,
 Fortibus es in ero.
Nobile themis trux,
 Se vatacinum pes an dux.

 121-123 Variations on a Theme 121〜123主題による変奏曲
121 
Amo, amas,
 I had a little lass;
Amas, amat,
 And it grew very fat;
Amat, amamus,
 It grew very famous;
Amamus, amatis,
 I fed it on potatoes;
Amatis, amant,
 But it died of want.

122 
 Amo, amas,
I loved a lass, and she was tall and slender.
Sweet cowslip's grace,
Her nominative case,
And she's of the feminine gender.
Horum scorum, sunt divorum,
Harum scarum dyvo,
Sing song merry diggle, periwig and hat band,
Hic, haec, horum, genitivo.

123 
Amo, amas,
 I love a lass;
Amamus, amatis,
 How sad her fate is.

124 
Ego sum,
 I am,
Parvus homo,
 a little man,
Aptus ludere,
 ready to play,
Totam diem,
 all the day,
In gramine,
 on the grass,
Cum puella,
 with a lass.

125 
 Sum
I am a gentleman;
 Es
thou art a fool;
 Est
he is a crocodile sitting on a stool.
 
 Roman Rulers 羅馬の元老
126 
Julius Caesar, the Roman geezer,
Squashed his wife in a lemon squeezer.

127 
Julius Caesar said with a smile
 “1760 yards in a mile.”
Said Julius Caesar before the massacre
 “4840 square yards in an acre.”

128 
Julius Caesar made a law,
 Augustus Caesar signed it,
That every one that made a sneeze
 Should run away and find it.

129 
Greek Alphabet
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta,
 Knock the old witch down and pelt 'er.
Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta,
 Pick her up again and beat 'er.
 
 Funny French 巫山戯た仏蘭西語
130 
 Je suis
I am a pot of jam;
 Tu es
thou art a fool;
 Il est
he is the biggest ass
That ever went to school.

131 
 Je suis
I am a pot of jam;
 Tu es
thou art a juicy fart.

132 
Twentieth-Century Alphabet
A for 'orses [hay for horses]
B for mutton [beef or mutton]
C for yourself [see for yourself]
D for dumb [deaf or dumb]
E for brick [heave a brick]
F for vescence [effervescence]
G for police [chief of police]
H for retirement [age for retirement]
I for tower [Eiffel tower]
J for oranges [Jaffa oranges]
K for teria [cafeteria]
L for leather [hell for leather]
M for sis [emphasis]
N for dig [infra dig]
O for the garden wall [over the garden wall]
P for comfort [pee for comfort]
Q for a bus [queue for a bus]
R for mo [arf a mo]
S for you [as for you]
T for two [tea for two]
U for mism [euphemism]
V for la France [vive la France]
W for tune [double your fortune]
X for breakfast [eggs for breakfast]
Y for husband [wife or husband]
Z for breezes [zephyr breezes]


On Some Famous Teachers さる高名な先生方について
133 
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell,
The reason why I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Doctor Fell.
[Dr John Fell, 1625-1686
Dean of Christ Church College, Oxford]

134 
Blessed be the memory
Of good old Thomas Sutton,
Who gave us lodging, learning,
As well as beef and mutton.
[Thomas Sutton, 1532-1611
Founder of Charterhouse, 1611]

135 
First come I; my name is Jowett,
There is no knowledge but I know it.
I am master of this college:
What I don't know isn't knowledge.
[Benjamin Jowett, 1817-1893
Master of Balliol College, Oxford]

136 
Miss Buss and Miss Beale
Cupid's darts do not feel;
How different from us
Miss Beale and Miss Buss.
[Miss Buss, 1827-1894, Principal of North London Collegiate School;
Miss Beale, 1831-1906, Principal of Ladies' College, Cheltenham]


Lamentation 悲歌
137 
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
Going in the garden
To eat worms.
 
Big fat juicy ones,
Little squiggly niggly ones.
Going in the garden
To eat worms.

138 
Latin is a dead tongue,
Dead as dead can be.
First it killed the Romans
Now it's killing me.

139 
Multiplication is vexation,
 Division is as bad,
The Rule of Three doth puzzle me,
 And practice drives me mad.

140 
Moods and Tenses
 Bother my senses;
Adverbs, Pronouns,
 Make me roar.
Irregular Verbs
 My sleep disturb,
They are a regular bore.

141 
My head doth ache,
My hand doth shake,
 I have a naughty pen;
My ink is bad,
My pen is worse,
 How can I write well then?



 
Reproachfulness 非難のうた
142 
Don't care was made to care,
Don't care was hung,
Don't care was put in a pot
And boiled till he was done.
[Rebuke to “Don't care”]

143 
Give a thing, take it back,
Dance upon the Devil's back.
[For one who takes back a gift]

144 
Tomorrow come never
When two Sundays come together.
[Rebuke to a procrastinator]

145 
If “ifs” and “ans”
Were pots and pans,
There'd be no work for tinkers' hands.
[Rebuke for too much supposition]


Seasonal 折々のうた
 February 14th - Valentine's Day 2月14日−聖バレンタインの日  
146 
Postman, Postman, at the gate,
Will you take this to my date?
Postman, Postman, for a laugh,
Do the tango up the path.
 
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The shorter the skirt
The better the view.
 
Roses are red,
Cabbages are green,
If my face is funny,
Yours is a scream.”
 
 April 1st - All Fools' Day 4月1日−万愚節当日
147 
Fool, fool, April fool,
You learn nought by going to school.
[Said before midday]

148 
April fool's gone past,
You're the biggest fool at last;
When April fool comes again,
You'll be the biggest fool then.
[Said after midday]
 
 October 31st - Hallowe'en 10月31日−万聖節前夜
149 
This is the night of Hallowe'en
When the witches can be seen;
Some are red and some are green
And some are the colour of a turkey bean.

 November 5th - Guy Fawkes' Day 11月5日−ガイ・フォークスの日
150 
Guy, guy, guy!
Stick him up on high;
Hang him on a lamp-post
And leave him there to die.
 
151 
 Please to remember
 The Fifth of November,
 Gunpowder treason and plot;
 I know no reason
 Why gunpowder treason
 Should ever be forgot.
Ladies and Gentlemen you'll never grow fat,
If you don't put a penny in the old Guy's hat.
 
 December - Carol Singers 12月−門づけをする人たち
152 
Knock at the knocker,
 Ring at the bell,
Give us a copper
 For singing so well.

153 
Christmas is coming
 And the geese are getting fat,
  Please put a penny in the old man's hat,
If you haven't got a penny,
 A ha'penny will do,
  If you haven't got a ha'penny -
   God bless you!


Contempt 侮辱
154 
Tell tale tit,
Your tongues shall be slit,
And every little dog in town
Shall have a little bit.
[For sneaks]

155 
Cry, baby, cry,
Stick a finger in your eye,
And tell your mother it wasn't I.
[For cry babies]

156 
Cowardy, cowardy, custard,
Can't eat bread and mustard.
[For those who run away]

157 
Sluggardy-guise,
Loth to go to bed,
And loth to rise.
[For the lazy]

158 
Liar, liar, lick spit,
Turn about the candlestick.
What's good for liars?
Brimstone and fires.
[For the fibber]

159 
Trim, Tran,
Like master, like man.
[For the copy-cat]

160 
Dicky, Dicky Dout,
Your shirt's hanging out,
Four yards in, and five yards out.
[For the badly dressed]



 
Incantation おまじない
161 
To the Rain
Rain, rain, go away,
Come another summer's day;
Rain, rain, pour down,
And come no more to our town.

162 
To the Snow
Snow, snow faster,
The cow's in the pasture.
 
Snow, snow, give over,
The cow's in the clover.

163 
To the Snail
Snail, snail, come out of your hole,
Or else I'll beat you as black as a coal.

164 
To the Ladybird
Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.
Your house is on fire, your children all gone.
 
165 
To the Crow
Crow, crow, get out of my sight,
Or else I'll have your liver and light.

166 
To the Seagull
Seagull, seagull, sit on the sand,
It's never good weather when you're inland.

167 
To the Puss Moth
Millery, millery, dustipole,
How many sacks have you stole?
Four and twenty and a peck,
Hang the miller up by his neck.



 
Lullabies - Adolescent Style 子守歌−青少年向け
168 
Good night, sleep tight,
 Don't let the bugs bite;
If they do, don't squall,
 Take a spoon and eat them all.
 
169 
On a still calm night when the bugs begin to bite
 And the fleas run away with the pillow,
If I had a string I would make their ears ring
 And make them come back with my pillow.

170 
Good night, sweet repose;
Half the bed and all the clothes.

171 
Good night and sweet repose,
 I hope the fleas will bite your nose;
And every bug as big as a bee
 And then you'll have good company.



 
End of Term 学期末
172 
Today's the case,
Tomorrow's the trunk,
Day after that
We all do a bunk.
 
Today's the brush,
Tomorrow's the comb,
And after that
We all go home.
 
Today's the saucer,
Tomorrow's the cup,
If you don't give us hollies
We'll all break up.

173 
This time tomorrow, where shall I be?
 Not in this academy!
 
No more Latin, no more French,
 No more sitting on a hard school bench.
 
No more dirty bread and butter,
 No more water from the gutter.
 
No more maggots in the ham,
 No more yukky bread and jam.
 
No more milk in dirty old jugs,
 No more cabbage boiled with slugs.
 
No more spiders in my bath,
 Trying hard to make me laugh.
 
No more beetles in my tea,
 Making googly eyes at me.
 
No more things to bring us sorrow,
 'Cos we won't be here tomorrow.
 


174 
F for Finny
I for Inny
N for Nicklebrandy
I for Isaac painter's wife
S for sugar candy